Post your jokes here, and try and stay away from the generic your mom jokes if you can
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the
local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the
next Collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
She got the Clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results,
so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean
laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY
SOAP ON PANTIES. USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
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Three women die in a accident, they all go to heaven, when they arrive there, they notice that there are ducks everwhere! all over the floor!
God tells them ''You can do anything you want in heaven, BUT I must warn you, YOU CANNOT step on one of our ducks'' ''Your punishment will be being handcuffed to a ugly person for all of enternity''
So the woman are very careful not to step on any ducks, but one woman step on one, and ofcourse, this fat man is handcuffed with her. The second woman accidentaly steps on one too, a hairy skinny ugly man is handcuffed to her.
One woman has not stepped on any ducks, but one day God comes and handcuffs the most beautiful man to her!
'' I wonder what I did to be handcuffed to you'' said the smling woman
''I don't know about you'' said the man ''but I stepped on a duck!''
Subject: Joke Thread 
Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:18 am
